Estimated time:
Moments

Number of servings:
Must we tell?

Ingredients: (Hit your return key to start a new line)
An Ounce of self-control

Bag of Oreos

Jar of smooth peanut butter

Tall glass of Cold Milk

Directions:
Drink half the milk first, or you will never get around to it...

Spread some peanut butter on the Oreo. Do not bother twisting it in half, unless you are not really hungry and like to Play with your cookies.

Enjoy until your needs have been almost fulfilled.

Finish the glass of milk...and for gosh sakes, wash off that milk mustache an' brush yer teeth.

Other suggestions and comments:
If self-control with Oreos and/or peanut butter is not your forte', then have a banana, too, before starting the cookies, and do not Start the Party without inviting family and/or friends to the table.

This recipe was taken from the Camp part of the movie "Parent Trap II." It ranks among the best in the World for soothing the soul.